All you have to do to win this little Gem, is design a "GOMUK/H2H" signature for the troops and have it voted top by the Chief Grumpies.
The rules are simple, you have two weeks from this post to provide your entry (email or PM to Napalm) where I will enter it into a hidden forum to be ruminated upon, I will reveal the entries upon announcing the winner. Not only will you win the game, you can also hold your head up high knowing that the Grumpies will be flying your design proudly in any forums they visit.
Thanks Mark for donating this, and may the best design win.